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The Tannahill Weavers at Birnam Arts
Wed 2 Sep
The Tannahill Weavers | Auditorium
20:00 - 22:00
Doors Open 19:30

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Old Dogs

5 April 2024

A hilarious sitcom - think Last of the Summer Wine meets Carry On!

Mrs Rendell, a care home manager used to running her business on shoestring, is tricked into going on holiday early, leaving the three male residents - Sid, Ron and Eric - to their own devices for the first time in a long time. A determined banging on the door sees Julie, a prostitute, come dashing in, fleeing her pimp, John.


Aside from Scrabble, the terrible trio suddenly have a few more puzzles to take up their days, especially when trainee, wet-behind-the-ears Care Inspector, Colin, arrives on his first care home assessment...


And, when Colin's mother turns up along with a senior Care Inspector, there's a bigger mystery to unravel. Colin never returned to his mother's ample bosom after his visit!


What has happened to Colin? What are they going to do with Julie and John? And just who IS in that coffin?


Join the BIPs team for another fun-packed show, hitting farce level as the desperation builds - and the misunderstandings pile up!

14+ recommended.

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Sat 12 Sep 2026

Life Drawing

Arts Workshop   |   Studios   |   10:00 - 12:00
Life-Drawing with Earthly Arts at Birnam Arts
26 Sep - 27 Sep

Adult Ballet Festival Caledonia

Arts Workshop   |   Auditorium   |   Various
Adult Ballet Festival Caledonia at Birnam Arts
Sat 26 Sep 2026

Nature Inspired Mixed Media Workshop

Arts Workshop   |   Studios   |   11:00 - 15:00
Nature Inspired Mixed Media Workshop with Victoria Fifield at Birnam Arts
Fri 2 Oct 2026

Artist Talk

Arts Workshop   |   Gallery   |   18:00 - 19:30
Artist Talk Ronald Forbes at Birnam Arts
Map showing Birnam Arts and conference centre in Scotland

Opening Times

Box Office
Open periodically throughout the week | Book online 24/7


Cafe
Daily | 10 - 4



Birnam Arts
Station Road
Birnam Dunkeld
PH8 0DS
admin@birnamarts.com
Tel: 01350 727 674

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Birnam Arts has made such a difference to Birnam since its redevelopment 20 years ago, and attracts an incredible variety of high-quality arts performers. It's also a great Community space. We're very happy to make a contribution to such an asset.

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Entrance

Welcome to Birnam Arts, a boutique multi-purpose arts, conferencing and entertainment venue.

Highlights

Pop in to the Foyer Cafe for breakfast, grab a delicious coffee with a selection of our homemade baking or enjoy a light lunch whilst browsing on the free WiFi. Wander upstairs to view the latest of our monthly art exhibitions before visiting the world of Beatrix Potter, or the Gift Shop to purchase a special gift for your loved ones or yourself!

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Great exhibition and performance spaces. Lovely terrace and indoor seating with lots of light. Great food and drinks and even a garden next-door for a stroll afterwards. Like

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Beatrix Potter Garden

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Beautiful space, lovely people, Beatrix Potter Gardens and a wonderful exhibition "Earthly Walks" by Grigorios Karastamatis until the 18th of July (2021)!

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  • Cafe

  • Beatrix Potter

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Unfortunately our lift is currently out of order, restricting access to our first floor studios and galleries. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. We are working hard to get it back up and running as soon as possible. 

If you would like more information or have any questions ahead of your visit, pease email admin@birnamarts.com

More information on accessibility can be found here