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Birnam Institute Players - 'Allo 'Allo

Sat 19 Apr
14:00 - 16:00
Doors open 13:30

"Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once."

René Artois, a reluctant member of the French Resistance, owns a small café in France during World War II. While his café is used as a safe house for British airmen, he also runs covert operations, flirts with his waitresses, and tries to keep his, erstwhile oblivious, wife, happy!

Based on the hugely successful and award-winning television series, this uproarious comedy embraces the adventures of the hapless cafe owner, and features all of your favourite TV characters, including René's tone-deaf wife Edith, Michelle of the Resistance, Gestapo officer, Herr Flick, his delectable secretary, Helga, Major-General von Klinkerhoffen, as well as Officer Crabtree, LeClerc, Gruber, and, not forgetting, René’s trio of tempting waitresses!
 
The plot (we haven’t quite lost it…. yet!)
 
René and Edith have secreted a famous portrait stolen by the Nazis, into a sausage, in their cellar, which just happens to be where two British airmen have been hidden by the Resistance, until they can get them back to good ol’ blighty!
 
René finds himself caught up dealing with four problems – the schemes of the town's corrupt commandant, Colonel Kurt von Strohm; the sabotage plans of the Resistance leader Michelle Dubois; the efforts by Gestapo agent Herr Otto Flick to find the stolen painting and unmask Resistance members; and the love affairs with his waitresses - especially Yvette Carte-Blanche - each of which he must conceal from both his wife, and each of the other waitresses!
 
With communication with London through a wireless, disguised as a cockatoo and news that the Fuhrer is scheduled to visit the town, even more comic (if rather stressful) capers are in store for poor, beleaguered René and his café crew.
 
The writers
An unmissable stage-play of the much-loved comedy, written by hugely successful sitcom writing partnership, David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd, including, between them, Dad’s ArmyAre You Being Served? It Ain't Half Hot MumHi-de-Hi! and You Rang, M'Lord?
 

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Welcome to Birnam Arts, a boutique multi-purpose arts, conferencing and entertainment venue.

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Pop in to the Foyer Cafe for breakfast, grab a delicious coffee with a selection of our homemade baking or enjoy a light lunch whilst browsing on the free WiFi. Wander upstairs to view the latest of our monthly art exhibitions before visiting the world of Beatrix Potter, or the Gift Shop to purchase a special gift for your loved ones or yourself!

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We'll be closed from our Chrismas break from Monday 23rd December and will reopen on Wednesday 8th January
 
We'd like to wish all of our customers all the very best over the Festive Season and we look forward to seeing you all in the New Year