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Allo Allo

Birnam Institute Players - 'Allo 'Allo

18 April 2025

"Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once."

René Artois, a reluctant member of the French Resistance, owns a small café in France during World War II. While his café is used as a safe house for British airmen, he also runs covert operations, flirts with his waitresses, and tries to keep his, erstwhile oblivious, wife, happy!

Please be aware: as the play is over 40 years old, and a farcical satire, set during wartime, 85 years ago. It is not what is now considered to be politically correct. It has sexual innuendo and caricatures of French, Italian, German and British stereotypes.
 
Based on the hugely successful and award-winning television series, this uproarious comedy embraces the adventures of the hapless cafe owner, and features all of your favourite TV characters, including René's tone-deaf wife Edith, Michelle of the Resistance, Gestapo officer, Herr Flick, his delectable secretary, Helga, as well as Officer Crabtree, LeClerc, Gruber, and, not forgetting, René’s dynamic waitressing duo, Yvette and Mimi!
 
The plot (we haven’t quite lost it…. yet!)
 
René and Edith have secreted a famous portrait stolen by the Nazis, into a sausage, in their cellar, which just happens to be where two British airmen have been hidden by the Resistance, until they can get them back to good ol’ blighty!
René finds himself caught up dealing with four problems – the schemes of the town's corrupt commandant, Colonel Kurt von Strohm; the sabotage plans of the Resistance leader Michelle Dubois; the efforts by Gestapo agent Herr Otto Flick to find the stolen painting and unmask Resistance members; and the love affairs with his waitresses - especially Yvette Carte-Blanche - each of which he must conceal from both his wife, and each of the other waitresses!
 
With communication with London through a wireless, disguised as a cockatoo and news that the Fuhrer is scheduled to visit the town, even more comic (if rather stressful) capers are in store for poor, beleaguered René and his café crew.
 
The writers
An unmissable stage-play of the much-loved comedy, written by hugely successful sitcom writing partnership, David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd, including, between them, Dad’s ArmyAre You Being Served? It Ain't Half Hot MumHi-de-Hi! and You Rang, M'Lord?
 

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Welcome to Birnam Arts, a boutique multi-purpose arts, conferencing and entertainment venue.

Highlights

Pop in to the Foyer Cafe for breakfast, grab a delicious coffee with a selection of our homemade baking or enjoy a light lunch whilst browsing on the free WiFi. Wander upstairs to view the latest of our monthly art exhibitions before visiting the world of Beatrix Potter, or the Gift Shop to purchase a special gift for your loved ones or yourself!

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What a warm and lovely welcome for this Yorkshire author. Thank you. Birnam Book Festival, author

Rose George   |   Birnam Book Festival 2018

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 sATURDAY, 24th MAY

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Sunday, 25th May 

 

Due to staff holidays, this weekend we will be serving hot & chilled drinks and our delicious cakes. Unfortunately, our breakfast and lunch menus will not be available.   

 

**Early Closing on sunday!**

 

On Sunday, 25th May we will be the venue for a private wedding celebration.  To prepare for this happy event, last orders in the cafe are at 1pm and we close at 1.45pm

   

We'll be back open as normal on Monday, 26th May at 10am.

 

Our shop and Beatrix Potter exhibition will close at 2.30pm.  They will reopen on Monday at 10.30am as usual.

 

We apologise for any inconvenience and disappointment this may cause.